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WTF Do I Do With
Progressive Farms Oranges, Lemons, and Limes ?!

‐ Dracula’s Elixir ‐

2 Progressive Farms Oranges

2 Progressive Farms Lemons

1 Progressive Farms Lime

2 Honeycrisp apples

1 bottle (750 ml) dry red wine

1 cup orange juice

½ cup dark rum

1 cup seltzer water



Prep Time: 10 min

Chill Time: 4 hours

Servings: 1 large pitcher

1Thinly slice the oranges, lemons, and lime.

2Core the apples and make sure to remove all the seeds. Then cut up the apples into large chunks.

3Place all the ingredients, except the seltzer water, in a large pitcher or container.

4Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours.

5When you are ready to serve your guests, add ice and seltzer water.

6Stir and enjoy your transition to immortality.
Please bite and drink responsibly.

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